Oh my God
when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop
Well, it’s midnight and I’m just going to share something real quick. About a week or so ago, I was tagged in one of those posts on Facebook where a girl collages five or six pictures together in which she feels beautiful.
I love this idea because girls should be able to feel good about themselves and love their bodies, but here’s the thing. I can only name one event in my teenage years where I have genuinely felt beautiful. Otherwise, I will sit there and pick apart my body and my clothes to discern everything that I don’t like about myself.
For a while, I was doing pretty well and I was starting to gain a solid amount of self-esteem. However, I’m just going to be brutally honest and admit that I am now back to square one. I have spent the summer feeling like crap about my weight, how much I work out, and how much I eat. It’s honestly not the best “motivator” when your brother will openly talk about girls who he thinks are fat (even though 95% of the time I disagree with his opinion) and when he has jokingly called me fat (which still stung).
I hate the fact that I feel this way because that’s not how it’s supposed to be. Every girl should be able to love the skin that they’re living in, but I’m just having a hard time reaching that point.
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
My parents went to a wedding where the rabi recited this entire monologue
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
This is an accurate description of my horrendous sense of direction