5:23 pm  •  25 August 2014  •  3,873 notes

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

5:52 pm  •  24 August 2014  •  105,481 notes

astoundly:

okay someone take one for the team and travel the world with me

(Source: astoundly)

11:27 am  •  24 August 2014  •  14,747 notes

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 
9:35 am  •  24 August 2014  •  515,584 notes
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
  • 6:19 pm  •  23 August 2014  •  168,039 notes

    whoatakeiteasyman:

    no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

    10:05 am  •  23 August 2014  •  401,138 notes

    moxiearien:

    cresentmoon2000:

    katiaobinger:

    the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

    PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

    bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

    8:23 pm  •  22 August 2014  •  548,937 notes